Ode to the fancy new clock

When turned on, the date read 2068

By which time

I will be 101

Or more likely

Dead

It does not receive AM radio

And will not accept my pictures because the usb is male and everyone knows that if you put two male usbs in the same fish bowl they will fight

And it's so bright

It keeps me awake at night

Faces of strangers slide past

On a clock that never ticks