One view of Rue

The second issue of Rue is out, and while the rest of America is shaking off their tryptophan haze or cage fighting with other shoppers at Walmart, let me be the first to weigh in on it.

I could simply share my favorite rooms, like the one above followed closely by the one below, which is a close tie with the third one.

But what really caught my eye where the eyes, specifically four eyes.

What is with all the cute bright young women wearing these awful glasses?

I am aware that nerd glasses are in right now. But, you're young. You can see pretty well. If not, you have Bausch and Lomb.

Times are better now then when I was your age. I was born into a severely myopic family (and I don't mean metaphorically.) The only glasses were ugly ones. I can tell you that girls who wear glasses seldom catch passes. They also run into door frames and tumble down hills.

This is me in the sixth grade.

I plead with you ladies of Rue. Lose the ugly specs. While you still can.